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Q: What twitter message did Ukraine's President Poroshenko send to Putin after the invasion?
A: The Crimea isn't yours, please retweet.

Categories: Riddles , Ethnic / Country Jokes , Technology Jokes (Social Media Jokes)
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Submitted BY: Crosley Fields

IBM Employees to Change Light Bulb

Q: How many IBM employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 10,000: one to hold up the light bulb, and 9,999 to turn the building around.

Categories: Light Bulb Jokes , Technology Jokes (PC Jokes) , Riddles
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Useless Inventions

  • Non stick Cellotape
  • Solar Powered Flash Light
  • A black highlighter pen
  • Glow in the dark sunglasses
  • Inflatable Anchor
  • Smooth Sandpaper
  • Waterproof sponge
  • Waterproof Teabags
  • AC adapter for Solar powered calculators
  • Fireproof Matches
  • Fireproof Cigarettes
  • Battery powered Battery Charger
  • Seatbelts for Motorbikes
  • Hand powered Chainsaw
  • Inflatable Dartboard
  • Silent Alarm Clock
  • A Pedal powered wheelchair
  • Braille Drivers Manual
  • Double sided playing cards
  • Ejector seats for Helicopters

Categories: Technology Jokes
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