New Mexico

New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets
Dumb New Mexico Laws:

• State officials ordered 400 words of "sexually explicit material" to be cut from Romeo and Juliet.
• Carrizozo - It's forbidden for a female to appear unshaven in public.
• Las Cruces - You may not carry a lunchbox down Main Street. 

Driver's Test

Q: What do they give you in New Mexico if you fail your driver's test?
A: Yellow plates.