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New Mexico

New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets

Dumb New Mexico Laws:

  • State officials ordered 400 words of "sexually explicit material" to be cut from Romeo and Juliet.
  • Carrizozo - It's forbidden for a female to appear unshaven in public.
  • Las Cruces - You may not carry a lunchbox down Main Street. 

Driver's Test

Q: What do they give you in New Mexico if you fail your driver's test?

A: Yellow plates.