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Top 10 - Soccer vs. Sex

10. Balls are always checked for firmness
9. Periods only last 45 minutes
8. Parents cheer when you score
7. Soccer is a legal profession
6. Protective equipment can be washed and reused
5. Size doesn't matter
4. If you get too rough you get a red card
3. You can score using your head or your feet
2. Lasts a full 90 minutes
1. You can juggle your balls in front of your mother

Categories: Sex Jokes , Sports Jokes (Soccer / Football Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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How was Your Date?

Judy arrived home from her date, tossed her coat over a chair, her handbag over the banister, she threw her clothes around the bedroom without care. The next morning at breakfast, her mother asked her if she had a good time?
"Oh", sighed Judy, "I had a wonderful time."
"I thought as much", her mother remarked, "Your underpants are still stuck to the ceiling!"

Categories: Sex Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes)
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One Upmanship

Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father could beat up whose father.  One boy said, "My father is better than your father."  The other kid said, "Well, my mother is better than your mother."  The first boy paused and then replied, "I guess you're right.  My father says the same thing."

Categories: Sex Jokes , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes)
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