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A man walks into a pub...

A man walks into a pub, sits down at the bar, and says to the barman,"I've just had my first blow-job, I'll have a large whiskey please, barman." The man takes his whiskey and downs it. "Same again?" asks the barman. "Okay" says the man and downs the second. He then orders a third and a fourth and downs them both. In fact in total he downs 27 whiskeys. "Do you want another?" asks the barman. "No I don't think so", says the man, "If 27 whiskeys won't take away the taste I don't think that another one will!"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes)
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One Week

Wife spent seven days giving me blowjobs. She staggered into the room on unsteady legs and my friend asked "What's wrong with her?"
"Week at the knees" I replied

Categories: Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Word Play Jokes
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Written By: KielPhillips

Ms. Piggy Counts

Q: Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?
A: Because she has a frog in her throat at 69!

Categories: Animal Jokes (Pig Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Riddles
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