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New Record

I had sex for one hour and forty seconds last night!
Thank you Daylight Savings Time !!
 

Categories: Sex Jokes
Submitted BY: Meg

Alien Abduction

Harry, Bill and Steve are sitting at the corner bar, when Ted walks in looking distressed. "Ted, you look awful. What's wrong?" Harry asks. Ted says, "Last night I got really drunk and I was abducted by an alien." Everyone is shocked. Bill asks, "What did the alien do to you?" "All I remember is being anally probed," Ted says.
Everyone is horrified. "I heard that they'll do that!" Steve says. "What did the alien look like?" Ted responds, "Karl."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes) , Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes)
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No Smoking Here

A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar. The owner, a bit outraged, says, "Sir, please refrain from smoking here, it is a public place." A bit bewildered, the guy answers, "But it is only yesterday I bought those cigars here." The owner quietly replies, "Irrelevant, sir, we also sell condoms here!"

Categories: Sex Jokes
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