Riddles - Riddles for Kids

Have fun with your kids reading riddles! Our Q and A format makes it fun and enhances reading skills. LOL with our riddles and funny jokes for your kids!

Chicken Cross the Road Jokes

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To show the armadillo that it was possible.
 
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get away from Colonel Sanders!
 
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
A: Because it was a double-crosser.
 
Q: Why did the Iraqi chicken cross the road?
A: To take over the other side.
 
Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide.
 
Q: Why did the chicken cross the beach?
A: To get to the other tide.
 
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes) , Cross the Road Jokes (Chicken Cross the Road Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Iraq Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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Bad Smell

Q: Why does Piglet smell so bad?
A: Because he plays with Pooh.

Categories: Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Fart Jokes
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Blockbuster

Q: Did you hear about the new movie "Constipation?"
A: It hasn't come out yet.

Categories: Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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