Relationship Jokes - Marriage Jokes

Man Scaring

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

  1. Get away or I'll call the police!
  2. I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

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Vacation

"Just taken my wife to Maine"
"Bangor?"
"None of your fucking business"

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Written By: KielPhillips

Get Off of My Back

I just had the doctor remove an ugly growth from my back. It was my mother-in-law.

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