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Libertarians vs. Anarchists

What's the difference between Anarchists and Libertarians?

  • Libertarians are anarchists with money.  
  • Anarchists believe property is theft. Libertarians believe everything is property.  
  • Libertarians are bosses; anarchists work for them when they run out of other options.
  • Libertarians buy more guns, but anarchists use more ammo.
  • Libertarians ride in stretch limos; anarchists throw bricks through their windshields.
  • Libertarians go shopping; anarchists go shoplifting.
  • Libertarians go to the police after they've been mugged; anarchists get mugged by the police.
  • A libertarian wants to marry another libertarian, but only after sleeping with enough anarchists.
  • Anarchists ignore the IRS; Libertarians hire accountants and attorneys to fight them.
  • Libertarians think the government is trying steal the property they rightfully own; anarchists think the government is trying to defend property that nobody rightfully owns.
  • Libertarians are organized in a political party; anarchists aren't organized in anything.
  • Anarchists ignore elections; Libertarians run for office, vote and lose.
  • Libertarians think anarchists are naive and unrealistic; anarchists don't care what libertarians think.

Light Bulb - Liberals II

Q: How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two-one to do it and the other to keep the first one's knee from jerking.