Pickup Lines - Universal

I Dropped Something

Pardon me, I think I may have dropped something. Oh, it was my jaw!

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Preprogrammed Thief

Although I have not been programmed to break any existing laws, I am a thief and I am here to steal your heart.

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Anonymous

Toothache

If I had any teeth left, they'd hurt, because you're so sweet.

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