Sexercises

An older couple were having trouble with their sex life, so the wife went to a sex therapist and was advised to try sexercises. He gave the wife a list of them to do each day.  Later that night as the couple were getting ready for bed, the husband went to take a shower and the wife thought she'd try out her sexercises. She got undressed and rolled back on her shoulders and placed her feet on the headboard.  About that time, her husband came out of the bathroom and looked over at the bed and said, "For god's sake, Mavis, comb your hair and put your teeth back in. You look just like your mother!"

Changing Places

Q: What do older women have between their breasts that younger women don't?
A: A bellybutton.

Jokes about Old

Old Electricians never die, they just do it until it Hz
Old Electricians never die, they just lose contact
Old Energizer Bunnies never die, they go on, and on, and on...
Old Engineers never die, they just lose their bearings
Old English Majors do it with Strunk and White
Old Environmentalists never die, they are just recycled
Old Eskimoes never die, they just get cold feet
Old Eskimoes never die, they just go cold
Old Exorcists never die, they just give up the ghost
Old Farmers never die, they just go to seed
Old Farmers never die, they just spade away
Old Fathers never die, they just become grandfathers
Old Fishermen never die, their rods just go limp
Old Fishermen never die, they just get reel tired
Old Fishermen never die, they just smell that way