Math & Science Jokes

Observation

Pavlov's dog has gotten into Schrodinger's box, and I'm pretty sure that I can now give a conclusive verdict on the cat's condition.

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Long Tube

Q: What do they call 2.4 statute miles of surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital?
A: One I.V. League.

Anonymous

Smelly

Q: What do you have if you're holding 1000 milliliters of wet socks?
A: One 'literhosen'.

Anonymous