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The best jokes and joke writers!

Knock Knock - AWOL

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Awol Goes.

Awol Goes who?

Yes, Awol Goes who.

Knock Knock - Amory

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Amory!

Amory who?

Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Knock Knock - Arthur

Knock knock
Who's there?
Arthur
Arthur who?
Arthur any Thanksgiving leftovers?

Axl

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Axl!

Axl who?

Axl me nicely and I might just tell you!

Knock Knock Augusta

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Augusta!

Augusta who?

Augusta go home now!