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Kleenex anyone?

Q: What do you find up a clean nose?

A: Fingerprints

The Maggot Conversation

Q:  What did the maggot say to another?

A:  What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this!

Kitchen Spider

Q: What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?

A: It became a daddy short legs!

Why Did It Fly?

Q: Why did the fly fly?

A: Because the spider spied 'er!

School Dinners Come On A Plate

Q: What is the difference between school dinners and a pile of slugs?

A: School dinners come on a plate!