Funny Thoughts - Stupid Insults

Ice Scraper Insult

At first I thought you had the IQ of an ice scraper, but then it occured to me that an ice scraper has two things you don't: direction and purpose.

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People Clap

People clap when they see you; their hands over their eyes and ears.

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The Three Idiots

Once, there were three guys stranded on an island, and the mainland was 100 miles away. The first guy swam 25 miles, and drowned. The second guy swam 50 miles, and drowned. The third guy swam 99 miles, and said, "I'm tired. I think I'll swim back."

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