Pickup Lines

Toothache

If I had any teeth left, they'd hurt, because you're so sweet.

Anonymous

Dropped in Mail Slot

I may have dropped something -- I need to feel around in your mail slot.

Categories: Pickup Lines (Guy to Girl)
Anonymous

Rejection

My luck with girls is so bad, even the ones I fantasize about just want to be friends

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