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Dumb

I'm blonde, what's your excuse?

White Eyed Blonde

Q: What do you call a blonde with white eyes?

A: full up......

Hoop Earings

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings?

A: They have to have some place to rest their ankles.

Ironing Board V. Blonde

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

A: An ironing board's legs are hard to open

Standing On Her Head

Q: What do you call a blonde standing on her head?

A: A brunette with bad breath.