Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?
A: Because she didn't know which one came first!
Q: Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?
A: So she could use it as a mirror.
Blow in a Blonde's Ear.
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?
A: "Thanks for the refill!"
Ear to Ear
Q: What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
Q: Why don't blondes like making Kool-Aid?
A: Because they can't fit eight cups of water in the little packet.