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The best jokes and joke writers!

Which One?

Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?

A: Because she didn't know which one came first!

Blonde's Mirror

Q: Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?

A: So she could use it as a mirror.

Blow in a Blonde's Ear.

Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?

A: "Thanks for the refill!"

Ear to Ear

Q: What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear?

A: A wind tunnel.

Blonde Kool-Aid

Q: Why don't blondes like making Kool-Aid?

A: Because they can't fit eight cups of water in the little packet.