Animal Jokes - Elephant Jokes

Hiring Elephants

Q: How do you hire an elephant?
A: Stand it on four bricks!

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Sir!

Q: What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?
A: Sir!

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He Wears A Mask

Q: What's big and grey and wears a mask?
A: The elephantom of the opera!

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