Alcohol Jokes

Drunk Elephant

Q: Why do elephants drink so much?
A: To try to forget.

Categories: Alcohol Jokes
Anonymous

Exorcist Husband

"They call my husband 'The Exorcist." "Why?" "As soon as he gets to a party, he rids it of all the spirits."

Categories: Alcohol Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
Anonymous

Light Bulb - Irishmen

Q: How many Irish does it take to screw in a light-bulb?
A: Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room spins around.

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Alcohol Jokes , Riddles
Anonymous