Fun Facts

It's a little-known fact that before crowbars were invented most crows drank at home.

Drinking Problem?

Q: How do you know when you've been drinking too much?
A: The bartender knows your name but this is the first time you've been to that bar

Top Signs You're an Alcoholic

1. You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
2. You have to hold on to the lawn to keep from falling off the Earth.
3. Your job starts to interfere with your drinking.
4. Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
5. You fall off the floor.
6. That damn pink elephant followed you home again.
7. You have a reserved parking space at the liquor store.
8. Your career won't progress beyond Senator of Massachusetts.