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Yo Mama - Antique Shop

Yo' Mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked "What's new?"

Yo Mama - The Booty Call

Yo momma so stupid, she stuck a phone up her butt and thought she was making a booty call!

Yo Mama - Wu Tang Clan

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks the Wu-Tang Clan is a Japanese orange drink company.

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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she set a penguin free from the Bronx Zoo.

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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she taped toilet paper to her TV set for free paper view.