Yo Mama - So Old

Yo' Mama is so old, she pees rust and farts dust.

Yo Mama - Jurassic Park Movie

Yo' Mama is so old, she was the only dinosaur they didn't have to animate for "Jurassic Park."

Yo Mama - Reunion

Yo mama is so old that she has to go back in time and fight off dinosaurs to get to her family reunion.