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Yo Mama - So Old

Yo' Mama is so old, she pees rust and farts dust.

Yo Mama - Moses

Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

Yo Mama - Noah

Yo mama so old the first cruise line she ever rode on was Noah's Ark!

Yo Mama - Jurassic Park Movie

Yo' Mama is so old, she was the only dinosaur they didn't have to animate for "Jurassic Park."

Yo Mama - Reunion

Yo mama is so old that she has to go back in time and fight off dinosaurs to get to her family reunion.