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Yo Mama - Roaches

Yo momma's so dirty, even roaches won't live with her!

Yo Mama - Snowing

Yo momma is so ashy, every time she rubs her arms it snows!

Yo Mama - Ocean

Yo' Mama is so skanky, if you put your ear to her butt, you can hear the ocean.

Yo Mama - What's For Dinner

Yo' Mama is so nasty, when I asked what was for dinner, she took off her shoe and said, "Corns."

Yo Mama - Cucumber

Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put a cucumber in her panties and pulled out a pickle.