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Yo Mama - Plants Grow

Yo' Mama is so dirty, plants grow out her butt.

Yo Mama - House Holdup

Yo' Mama is so dirty, when I went to her house, a rat held me up while a cockroach stole my wallet.

Yo Mama - Odor Eaters

Yo' Mama is so stanky, she used Odor-Eaters and completely disappeared.

Yo Mama - Velcro

Yo' Mama is so nasty, it sounds like Velcro when she takes her panties off.

Yo Mama - Petting Zoo

Yo' Mama is so nasty, the animals at the petting zoo make her wear gloves.