Yo Mama - Breeze

Yo momma is so dumb, you can blow in one ear and feel the breeze out the other side.

Yo Mama - Naming the Twins

Yo momma's so dumb, when your aunt had twins, she asked yo momma to name them. She named one Denise, and the other Denephew.

Yo Mama - Psychic Friends

Yo momma's so dumb, the Psychic Friends only charge her half price to read her mind!