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Yo Mama - Coffee

Yo mama so black that when she sat in a hot tub, she made coffee.

Yo Mama - Spalding

Yo mama got passed around so many times by black guys, that they started calling her Spalding.

Yo Mama - Soy Sauce

Yo mama so black, it looks like she's been swimming in soy sauce!

Yo Mama - Cooking

Yo mamma's cooking is so bad, the homeless gives it back.

Yo Mama - Dirty

Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean.