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Yo Mama - Cooking

Yo mamma's cooking is so bad, the homeless gives it back.

Yo Mama - Dirty

Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean.

Yo Mama - Titanic

Yo mama so fat that when she got on the Titanic it sank.

Yo Mama - Back Flips

Yo mama so short she does back flips under the bed.

Yo Mama - Tall

Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.