Yo Momma Jokes

Your mama jokes are always great to get a rise our of your friends! Get your favorite momma jokes here!

Yo Mama - Beaver

Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on my cat's tail, now I call him "Beaver".

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Yo Mama - Scale

Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a talking scale, and it said "GET THE HELL OFF!!"

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Yo Mama In The Bathtub

Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!

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