Yo Momma Jokes

Your mama jokes are always great to get a rise our of your friends! Get your favorite momma jokes here!

Her Feet

Yo mama's so fat, when the police showed her a picture of her feet, she couldn't identify them.

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Anonymous

Yo Mama - Ditch

Yo momma's so old, she recalls when the Grand Canyon was a ditch.

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Yo Mama - Liposuction

Yo momma's so fat, even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!

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Anonymous