Yo Momma Jokes

Your mama jokes are always great to get a rise our of your friends! Get your favorite momma jokes here!

Her Belt Size

Yo mama's so fat, her belt size is the equator.

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Yo Mama - Pork Chops

Yo' Mama is so fat, she had to go to rehab for mainlining pork chops.

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Yo Mama - Cottage Cheese

Yo mama so old, she has cottage cheese instead of milk coming out of her tits.

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