Yo Momma Jokes

Your mama jokes are always great to get a rise our of your friends! Get your favorite momma jokes here!

Yo Momma - Toothpaste

Yo mama's so fat, she deep-fries her toothpaste.

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Anonymous

Yo Mama - Let There Be Light

Yo momma's so fat, that when God said, "Let there be light," He told her to move her fat ass out of the way first!

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Yo Mama - Doritos

Yo mama so small she hang glides with Doritos!

Anonymous