Yo Momma Jokes

Your mama jokes are always great to get a rise our of your friends! Get your favorite momma jokes here!

Yo Mama - Flat

Yo mama so flat, the last time she felt a breast was in a KFC bucket.

Anonymous

Yo Mama - Slingshot

Yo mama so ugly her parents had to feed her with a slingshot.

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Anonymous

Yo Mama - Museum Period

Yo momma is so old, they took her tampon out of the museum to see what period it was from.

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Submitted BY: Anonymous