Word Play Jokes - Halloween Jokes

Halloween Phrases

I'd like to get a little something in the sack.
Just get on your hands and knees and bob your head.
She's got a couple of nice pumpkins on her porch.
If you just lick it, it'll last longer.
Have someone check the goodies before they go into your mouth.

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Young Witch

Q: Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters?
A: She had never learned to spell properly!

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Vampire's Favorite Dance

Q: What's a vampire's favorite dance?
A: The vaults!

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