Knitting and Driving

An old lady was knitting as she was driving down the highway, not paying any attention to the road. Pretty soon, a police officer pulls alongside her car and yells, "Pull over!"
The lady yells back, "No - mittens!"

Hot Buns

When your car seat butt warmers are more about lower back pain than keeping you warm
#thisis40

How fast was I going?

"When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least." "You're wrong, officer, it's only my hat that makes me look that old."