Disease / Afflictions Jokes - Coronavirus Jokes

These disease jokes may be insensitive to some but are the perfect Rx for those worried about the disease. No matter what you call it, wuhan virus, china virus, covid-19, 2019 novel coronavirus or rona we have jokes that will make you laugh till you cry.

Go Mexico

I’m surprised the Corona virus started in China
I thought it would have started in Mexico.

Anonymous

No Toilet Paper

Q: Why is the fear of Coronavirus causing a run on toilet paper?
A: Because when someone sneezes, everyone within 25 feet shits their pants

Submitted BY: Mark3

Flip Side

As a responsible employer, All my staff are in a two-week quarantine.
Productivity is through the roof since nobody can leave the office.

Anonymous