Art & Music Jokes

Musician Joke

Q: What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?
A: Violists.

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Trumpets and Birth Control

Q: What do lead trumpet players use for birth control?
A: Their personality.

Categories: Art & Music Jokes , Riddles
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Chainsaw and Bari-sax

Q:  How do you make a chainsaw sound like a bari-sax?
A:  Add vibrato.

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