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Bad to Worse

What is worse than two girls running with scissors?
Two girls scissoring with the runs.

First Black Man

Q: What did God say when he made the first black man?

A: "Damn, I burnt one."

Condoms and Baby Oil

Did you know that baby oil will dissolve condoms yet is gentle on human skin?

So we have a new version of Rock, Paper, Scissors:

Baby Oil defeats Condoms

Baby defeats Baby Oil

Condoms defeat Baby

 

Wearing Suits

Q: Where do black people wear suits?

A: Courts & coffins

The Wishes Of A Black Guy

A black guy has three wishes. He wishes to be white, uptight, and out of sight. Poof, he's a tampon.

Floating Television

Q: What do you say when you see your television floating at night?

A: "Drop it nigga."