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Bad to Worse

What is worse than two girls running with scissors?
Two girls scissoring with the runs.

Battery Race

Q: What type of batteries to racists use?

A: Triple K.

Yo Mama - Raincoat

Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "Taxi!"

Research

Wanna hear a research joke, or not et al.?

Knock Knock - Ketchup

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Ketchup

Ketchup who?

Catch up with me and I'll tell you!

The Mexican Olympic Team

Q: How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team?

A: Because all of the Mexicans that can run, jump, or swim are in the U.S.A.