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What is worse than two girls running with scissors?
Two girls scissoring with the runs.

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Submitted BY: KR

Expensive Easter

These crazy egg prices better not afffect the Cadbury ones.

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I Love You in 9 Languages

HOW TO SAY "I LOVE YOU" IN 9 DIFFERENT LANGUAGES:

English - I Love you

Spanish - Te Amo

French - Je T'aime

German - Ich Liebe Dich

Japanese - Ai Shite Imasu

Italian - Ti Amo

Chinese - Wo Ai Ni

Swedish - Jag Alskar

Alabama, Arkansas, North Carolina, Georgia, Tennessee, Texas, Mississippi, North Carolina and Kentucky - Nice Tits

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Anonymous

Floating Television

Q: What do you say when you see your television floating at night?

A: "Drop it nigga."

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Anonymous

Turkey Cross

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?

A: To prove he wasn't chicken!

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Comparing Sizes

Q: There is a white boy, a Mexican boy, and a black boy who are all in the fifth grade. Who has the biggest Johnson?

A: The black boy, because he's 18.

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