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Sex Advisor

The drinker announced to the bartender, "It seems I've been informally named advisor on 'Sexual Matters' at my company." "That sounds interesting. Does this mean you'll be counseling the big bosses on relations with their secretaries?" "I'm not sure yet," he answered. "During a staff meeting, I popped up to suggest a reduction in executive expense accounts and it was after that I was told if they ever wanted my fucking advice, they'd let me know."

Black and Jewish

A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”

Down South

Q: What's the worst part about going down on a black girl?

A: Cotton mouth.

Sticky Hair

Q: Why do bees have sticky hair?

A: Because they use honey combs!

A Black Guy and a Bench

Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a bench?

A: A bench can support a family.

Birth Control

Q: What do you call a black woman taking birth control pills?

A: A Humanitarian.