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Bad to Worse

What is worse than two girls running with scissors?
Two girls scissoring with the runs.

A Black Guy and a Bench

Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a bench?

A: A bench can support a family.

Politically Correct

Everyone is so politically correct these days.. you can't even say "Black Paint"...

You have to say, "Tyrone, paint the god damn wall!"

Peanuts

A boy visits his Grandma who is aging gracefully in her own home. It turns out that she is taking a nap, so he just sits down with his phone while munching on peanuts sitting in a bowl on the table.  Eventually, his Grandma wakes up, and her Grandson realizes he's absentmindedly finished the entire bowl. "I'm so sorry, Mema Chocolate, I've eaten all of your peanuts!"  "That's okay, dearie," the Grandma replied. "After I've sucked the chocolate off, I don't care for them anyway."

Never Racist

I will never be a racist.

Because racism is a crime and crime is for black people.

Jokes and People

Jokes are like the people.

Not everybody likes the dark ones.