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Bad to Worse

What is worse than two girls running with scissors?
Two girls scissoring with the runs.

Knock Knock - Remember

Bob: "Will you remember me tomorrow?" 

Bill: "Yes"

Bob "Will you remember me next week?" 

Bill  "Yes"

Bob: "Will you remember me next month??"

Bill: "Yes"

Bob: "Will you remember me next year?"

Bill: "Yeah"

Bob: "Knock Knock"

Bill: "Who's There?"

Bob: "See, you forgot me already!"

Celebrating Thanksgiving

Q: What is the difference between a chicken and a turkey?

A: Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving!!

Politically Correct

Everyone is so politically correct these days.. you can't even say "Black Paint"...

You have to say, "Tyrone, paint the god damn wall!"

Down the Stairs

Q: How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?

A: None - "He fell".

First Black Man

Q: What did God say when he made the first black man?

A: "Damn, I burnt one."