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Bad to Worse

What is worse than two girls running with scissors?
Two girls scissoring with the runs.

Carpets

Q: What do you say to an Arab shaking out a carpet on his 5th floor balcony?

A: What's wrong Abdul?  Won't it start?

Knock Knock - Cow

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Cow goes.

Cow goes who?

No, cow goes "Moo!"

Black and Jewish

A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”

Mexicans at the Alamo

Q: Why did only 1,800 Mexicans show up to the Battle of the Alamo?

A: They only had two vans!

Floating Television

Q: What do you say when you see your television floating at night?

A: "Drop it nigga."