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Redneck CSI

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Ketchup and Liquor

(repeat ketchup and liquor after every phrase)

1. What did you have for breakfast?
2. What did you have for lunch?
3. What did you have for dinner?
4. What do you do when a hot blonde walks by?

Cats' Magazine

Q: What magazine do cats like to read?

A: Good Mousekeeping.

Hipster Problems

Q: Why did the hipster burn his mouth?

A: Because he ate his pizza before it was cool.

Floating Television

Q: What do you say when you see your television floating at night?

A: "Drop it nigga."

Yo Mama - Ugly Contest

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