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Bad to Worse

What is worse than two girls running with scissors?
Two girls scissoring with the runs.

China Surprise

A Chinese couple had a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, black baby boy. "Congratulations," says the nurse to the new parents. "What will you name the baby?" The puzzled father looks at his new baby boy and says, "I think we will name him Sum Ting Wong."

Tall Black People

Q: Ever wonder how black people get so tall?

A: It's because their knee grows!

Another Riot

Q: How many black people does it take to start a riot?

A: -1

Yo Mama - Raincoat

Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "Taxi!"

Sleeping Bag

Q: What do you call two black men in a red sleeping bag?

A: A Kit Kat.