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Bad to Worse

What is worse than two girls running with scissors?
Two girls scissoring with the runs.

Sleeping Bag

Q: What do you call two black men in a red sleeping bag?

A: A Kit Kat.

Mexican Education

Q: Why don't Mexicans teach driver's education and sex education on the same day?

A: Because they don't want to wear out the donkey.

Comparing Sizes

Q: There is a white boy, a Mexican boy, and a black boy who are all in the fifth grade. Who has the biggest Johnson?

A: The black boy, because he's 18.

Mario Mix

Q: How can you tell Mario is racist?

A: He's an Italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!

Sweater World

Q: If the world was a giant sweater, where would all the black people live?

A: In the hood.