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Like A Pool Table

Your mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and she'll rack your balls.

Like A Turtle

Yo mama's like a turtle, once she's on her back she's fucked.

Yo Mama - Large Pizza

Yo mama house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza.

Yo Mama - Flat

Yo mama so flat, the last time she felt a breast was in a KFC bucket.

Yo Mama - Hips

Yo mama's hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.