Little Johnny / Suzie Jokes - At Home

Charged Up

Q: What did little Johnny's mother do when she caught him zapping the other children with static electricity?
A: She grounded him.

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Nosy Neighbor

A 12-year-old boy walks up to his Polish neighbor and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife naked!" The guy answers, "The joke's on you, Johnny...I wasn't even home last night!"

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