Art & Music Jokes

Guitarists in Unison

Q: What do you call two guitarists playing in unison?
A: Counterpoint.

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Bagpiper Mad At The Drummer

Q: Why did the bagpiper get mad at the drummer?
A: He moved a drone and wouldn't tell him which one.

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FromThe Viola Section

Conductor: Again from measure 5, if you please.
Voice from viola section: But Maestro, we have no measure numbers.

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