Yo Mama - Teeth
Yo mama teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.
Yo Mama - Disturbing The Peace
Yo mama so ugly she stuck her head out the window and was arrested for disturbing the peace!
Yo Mama - Charged Extra
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she was born, the doctor charged extra for having to touch her.
Yo Mama - Kool Aid
Yo momma is so ugly that when the Kool-Aid man broke through her wall he said, "Oh noooo!"
Yo Mama - Blind Kids
Yo mama so ugly, she scares blind kids away.