Yo Mama - Chia Pet
Yo mama so hairy when she jumped in the pool every one yelled, "Chi-chi-chi-chia!"
Yo Mama - Wookee
Yo mama so hairy, the only language she can speak is wookee.
Yo Mama - Barber
Yo mama so hairy, she goes to the barber for a chest trim.
Yo Mama - Big Hair
Yo' Mama is so hairy, she's suing the Velcro makers for personal injury.