Yo Mama - Don King
Yo mama has such hairy armpits, when she raises her hand people point and yell, "Hey look, it's Don King!"
Yo Mama - Buckwheat
Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock.
Yo Mama - Armpits
Yo mamma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got Don King in a headlock!
Yo Mama - Burn
Yo mama so hairy, when she gave birth, you got rug burn.
Yo Mama - Hairy Knees
Yo mama so hairy, her knees have bangs.