Yo Mama - Short Hair
Yo mama's hair is so short when she braided it they looked like stitches.
Yo Mama - Tropical
Yo mama so hairy, her breasts look like coconuts.
Yo Mama - Bushy
Yo mama so hairy, when she spreads her legs, the first thing that comes to my mind is "we're going to Bush Gardens."
Yo mama's so hairy, she has afros on her nipples.
Yo Mama's Hair
Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.