Profession Jokes - Teacher Jokes
Q: Why is it fun to date teachers?
A: Because if you don't get it right the first time they make you do it again.
I'd Do Anything
A student comes to a young professor's office. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly. "I would do anything to pass this exam." She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes. "I mean," she whispers, "I would do ANYTHING!!" He returns her gaze. "Anything??" "Yes! Anything!", She says. His voice turns to a whisper, "Would you...study??"
Oxygen is Essential
A science teacher tells his class, "Oxygen is a must for breathing and life. It was discovered in 1773." A blonde student responds, "Thank God I was born after 1773! Otherwise I would have died without it."
Q: What problem did the cross-eyed teacher have?
A: She couldn't control her pupils.
Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word " definitely " in a sentence. Little Johnny replies, "Teacher, do farts have lumps in them?" The Teacher says, "Of course not Johnny," To which Johnny replies, "Then I have definitely shit my pants".