Profession Jokes - Proctologist Jokes
Taxonomy of Medical Practitioners
An Acher of bacteriologists
A murmur of cardiologists
A stain of cytotechnologists
A rash of dermatologists
A speck of forensic pathologists
A poke of gynecologists
A vessel of heart surgeons
A clot of hematologists
A nursery of obstetricians
A dose of pharmacists
A pile of proctologists
A G-spot of sex therapists
A stream of urologists
Best friends graduating from medical school at the same time decided that, in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel. Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist.
They put up a sign reading: Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
The docs changed it to read: Schizoids and Hemorrhoids.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to read: Catatonics and High Colonics.
This was also a no-go.
Next they tried Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives.
Thumbs down again. Then came Minds and Behinds - still no good.
Another attempt resulted in Lost Souls and Butt Holes - unacceptable again!
So they tried Nuts and Butts - no way.
Freaks and Cheeks - still no good.
Loons and Moons - forget it.
Almost at their wit's end, the docs finally came up with: Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones - Specializing in Odds and Ends.
Everybody loved it...
End In Sight
Q: Why are proctologists so gloomy?
A: They always have the end in sight.
Definition of Proctologist
Proctologist: A brain surgeon for lawyers.
Proctologists and Bartenders
Q: What's the difference between a proctologist and a bartender?
A: The proctologist only handles one a**hole at a time.