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Med Examination

A woman comes to a gynecologist for a checkup. She seems to be very embarrassed and uncomfortable."Haven't you been examined like this before?" asks the doctor. "Many times," she giggles, "but never by doctor!"

Doctor's Advice

A doctor's advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm:

"Use it on every conceivable occasion."

The Doctor Said to the Housewife

The doctor said to the housewife, "I've got good news and I've got bad news.The good news is you don't have PMS. The bad news is...you're a bitch!"

Doctor's Notes

A new, young MD doing his residency in OB was quite embarrassed performing female pelvic exams. To cover his embarrassment he had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly.

The middle-aged lady upon whom he was performing this exam suddenly burst out laughing and further embarrassed him.

He looked up from his work and sheepishly said, "I'm sorry. Was I tickling you?"

She replied, "No doctor, but the song you were whistling was, I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener".

Taxonomy of Medical Practitioners

An Acher of bacteriologists

A murmur of cardiologists

A stain of cytotechnologists

A rash of dermatologists

A speck of forensic pathologists

A poke of gynecologists

A vessel of heart surgeons

A clot of hematologists

A nursery of obstetricians

A dose of pharmacists

A pile of proctologists

A G-spot of sex therapists

A stream of urologists