Word Play Jokes
Jumping On The Bed
Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?
A: Put velcro on the ceiling.
Q: How do you get him down?
A: Blind fold two Mexican kids and tell them he's a pinata.
Q: What's the difference between a black man and Batman?
A: Batman can go inside a store without Robin.
Mexican Light Bulb
Q: How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Q: How do you starve a black person?
A: Put their SNAP card under their work-boots!
Q: What do you call a bunch of black people inside a school bus?
A: A rotten banana!