Yo Mama - Dandruff
Yo mama has so much dandruff when she scratches her head people are like, "Dang, is it winter already?"
The Blonde Snowman
Q: How come it takes so long to build a blonde snowman?
A: Because you have to hollow out the head!
Q: How does a Snowman get to work?
A: By icicle.
Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Q: Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
A: Because frost bites!