Q: When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
A: When it's raining cats and dogs!
Q: What did the rain cloud wear under his rain coat?
A: Thunder wear!
Why does the wind always go west to east in Wyoming? Because Nebraska sucks and Idaho blows.
Two men from Dublin are walking to the annual Dublin Fair, when it starts to rain. "Patrick, put your umbrella up, it's raining." "I can't, Mick, it's got holes in it." "Holes in it? Then why did you bring it with you?" "I didn't think it would rain."
Q: How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?
A: He could feel it in his bones!