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Vented Umbrella

Two men from Dublin are walking to the annual Dublin Fair, when it starts to rain. "Patrick, put your umbrella up, it's raining." "I can't, Mick, it's got holes in it." "Holes in it? Then why did you bring it with you?" "I didn't think it would rain."

Island Goodbye

Q: How do you say goodbye to an Indonesian?

A: With a big wave.

Knock Knock - Jilly

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Jilly!

Jilly who!

Jilly out here, so let me in!

Melt Away

Q: How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed?

A: You wake up wet and cold !

Weather Man

Q: How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?

A: He could feel it in his bones!