Cold in Boston
I just got off the phone with a friend who lives in Massachusetts. He said that since early this morning the snow has been nearly waist high and is still falling. The temperature is -32 and the north wind is increasing to near gale force. The wind chill is -59. His wife has done nothing but look through the kitchen window and just stare.
He told me that if it gets much worse, he may have to let her in!
Q: What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies?
Q: What do snowmen wear on their heads?
A: Ice caps !
Q: What did one snowman say to the other?
A: "Weird, I smell carrots, too."
Q: What do you call a snowman in the summer?